Thursday, 20 September 2012
Hello everybody. My name is Salem. I'm Sonnet's cat. Some might call me a familiar but those people I eat ~licks lips~
I thought I would hop onto my mistresses blog and introduce myself. I'm a happy affectionate boy who loves to lounge around, be tickled behind the ears and I will head butt you for attention if and when I desire it. No exceptions!
I will be popping up every now and again when I am not getting my belly scratched. I love books, either for reading or chewing on and have decided that I will be taking over the Saturday/Sunday review from here on out. Give my mistress a breather. Its so tough being a human sometimes. She should be more like me, nap all day and only get up when I hear the shaking sound of my kibble.
Here's how the reviews are going to work. I will pick a book that my mistress will dutifully read to me and I will mark it out of five.
Two Black Cats - It was Ok
Three Black Cats - It was enjoyable
Four Black Cats - I really liked it
Five Black Cats - I couldn't put it down and highly recommend it
As for requests - Mistress informs me that she hasn't had a request to review a book before but I am open to them. You will always get a fair and honest review from me-ow. If it two cats or lower I will give you the option as to whether it goes live or not. Email me - firstname.lastname@example.org with Salem's Reviews in the Subject line.
Bye for now
Salem (the cat)